I really do love to blog but it really isn't my focus of attention these days. I, too, am tired of hearing about the perfect lives and perfect children and who is going where and doing what. Maybe I'm jealous because my children aren't perfect and my house is a mess and I don't have any money to go anywhere but to the grocery store for milk and bread. Or maybe I just don't care :) But I reall have been wanting to blog about this man on a mission for quite a while.
Okay... It's time. I must secure my cell or at least my 15 minutes of fame, minus 8 or 9 minutes of Pepsid & Nicorette commercials, on Judge Judy by posting the following words with photos.
I don't know if you've heard, but Chicago Mike has been beside himself with political anguish since Mitt threw in the towel. But we knew that Mike would bounce back and put his ALL into his next cause.
What cause, you ask? Am I hearing a "shrill" from you readers? Yes, you guessed it.... The woman who shall not be named for the democrats! I am merely guessing that her name is so beloved by Chicago Mike that it is hard for him to say. Well, I'll say it. Senator Hillary Clinton.
Mike was first seen peering through the crowd at a Clinton Rally.
Then Hillary spotted him on the street campaigning for her.
She was so impressed with his utter and complete enthusiasm that she asked Chicago Mike to join her in her campaign travels. He has been speaking to massive "shrilling" audiences at rallies, all over the US, pointing out all (one?) of the beautiful qualities this woman 'who shall not be named' has.
Here is Mike speaking of Hillary's quality(ies).
Here is Mike explaining that Hillary isn't preggers, just bloated from eating junk food on the campaign trail. That's really too bad, she could have had the white trash breeder vote.
And finally, after a physically exhausting tour with the campaign, Hillary thanks Mike for all of his hard work and efforts by presenting him with a wheel chair and a certificate of appreciation with a tear off coupon for a free meal at Soup Plantation. Mike couldn't be happier. I wonder if his efforts on her behalf will pay off. Mike, I just don't know how you find the time to do all you do. You are quite impressive!
p.s. I didn't spend much photoshop time on these photos. Sorry! :)
9 comments:
Wow, I must say that while Lyons were in our ward I knew that they were a very special family with a whole lot to offer, but wow, the way Mike is out there putting his blood, sweat and tears into Hilary's campaign...wow. So impressive. Do you think he'd tell me where he got those shoes he's wearing in the last pic...I think my grandma would look great in them.
Thanks for the laugh!! Mike is hard at work!!
Don't know Mike - but I am impressed with your photoshop skills - I was thinking it looked like a lot of work!
perfect Kelly!
Also - I am feeling guilty about my posts after reading yours. Just for you I am going to post something bad about my kids this week, b/c as you know they are not perfect! No one's are. Guess who my post will be about? I have plenty of material.
Once again, while on the road (in NYC no less -land of the HillaryLovers), I am blindsided by your PhotoShop skills. And this time, you team up with the Bride of Satan. An interesting play. But as I think about, I say keep tying me to Shrillary. As I see it, once you tied me to the Mittster, what happened? Sayonara, FlipFlopper! And now, keep tying me to the SheBeast, maybe we can hasten her exit from the campaign. That will leave us with Barack and the Angriest Man in the US Senate. I can't wait! Also, may I remind you, that we will be back in SoCal in a matter of weeks. Perhaps then I can exact my sweet revenge....and you can forget about Judge Judy...we're taking this to an even higher authority...See you on "Springer!"
Wow! You have taken things to a whole new level, now! Kev and I were laughing our heads off--the wheelchair shot was priceless. What a beautiful tribute to a tireless supporter! The commentary was especially enjoyable! Keep it comin'!!
I for one am glad that we don't have to keep hearing about all of the amazing things you do in a day--as well as seeing pictures of your beautful, one-of-a-kind, designer jewelry. You go ahead and take a break. :) J/K
Don't you know that I already think that you are PERFECT?? Epecially when you are keepin' it real!!
That was fantastic! Here we are now, entertain us!
You will note that I never say anything about my (grown) kids. And that is all I'll say.
love it
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