Friday, November 21, 2008

{Things you might learn from the "Twilight" experience}

Do people really believe this stuff?????

Screaming girls drive me crazy! Thank goodness I have a houseful of boyz. Did I just say that?

If you’re over 40, wearing a “Team Edward” shirt is just wrong. And probably illegal. Now “Team Carlisle”- that IS a good idea.

White face make up doesn’t make you look like a vampire. It just looks like you have on way too much under eye concealer - all over the place. Next time, blend at the jawbone, please.

By Cullen standards, I am a vegetarian.

Take pillows, blankets & things to do if you’ll be waiting hours upon hours for your movie. The private screening was so much better!

Carlisle is a wonderful father and knows how to keep the family together for an important cause. And his “children” really do show him respect. I wonder how many hundreds of years that took.

Vampires ARE real. And really strong. And really fast.

Girls are just a lot of trouble. (what Jake learned)

Stone cold marble lips sure look soft and supple to me.

Oh, you know those people that shop at Wal-Mart and you don’t know where they came from because they aren’t your neighbors? Well, they also go to the midnight show.

A tight shirt and tight jeans still doesn’t look good on a chubby girl. Did you hear me? A TIGHT SHIRT AND TIGHT JEANS STILL DOESN’T LOOK GOOD ON A CHUBBY GIRL!

A short shirt and leggings still doesn’t look good on a chubby girl. Did you hear me? A SHORT SHIRT AND LEGGINGS STILL DOESN’T LOOK GOOD ON A CHUBBY GIRL! I don’t care if the leggings are plaid and the shirt says something about Edward, I think!!! It doesn’t work!

I’m sure I wouldn’t choose to see this on my own free will and choice, would I? I was a chaperone. I was a chaperone. I was a chaperone. And I’ll be a chaperone the next time, too ;D

Check out this lost "Twilight" script.

4 comments:

Liz said...

I'm seeing it tonight and can't wait. I'm so a twilight fan! But I will not be partaking in the crazy outfit part.

Amy and Kids said...

So me and the girls went at 12:01 am opening morning, stood in line for about 5 hours and got to see the best show in the end. It was cold but the anticipation was enough to warm us up!! We all loved the show and was left wanting more!!! And NO none of us had a fancy outfit on!!!!

KK said...

Joe and I decided at the last minute to we would go to the 12:01 opening show and we bought our Tickets at 9:45pm and walked right into the theater, no wait. I sent Joe on a mission to find us two seats and call me. He found them in Theater #4.

When I got there I notice a couple of Dad' one teenage boy making out in the front row with a girl and up a few rows was my son Joe, next to 20 SCREAMING girls! I asked him if there were any other theaters with few screaming girls, he said they all were like this. :-( UHHHGGG! I was hoping for a nice quiet non-girl-screaming date with my son. We get plenty of screaming girls at our house. Yes, Kelly, they are born screaming and don't stop.

All in all, I did enjoy they movie and would like to see it again at home.

KK

cari said...

You are so totally clever. So glad I got to share one of those Twilight moments with you.